Richard (to his friend Carrie): So I was watching Spike TV the other day and they had all of these ads that said that the ladies would really love you if you sent them Vermont teddy bears for Valentine's Day, but if you didn't you'd never have sex again. Also a main point seemed to be that you had to send the teddy bear to the woman's work so that her coworkers would know to be jealous.
Carrie: How gross.
Richard: Yeah, that's what I thought too. But when RDG got home today she was totally pissed off that she hadn't gotten any flowers or anything at her job so that she could gloat at all her coworkers.
Carrie: Really?
Richard: No, not really.
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He also told her later that he'd gotten me a Hallmark Off The Wall card, one of those ones with the grumpy old lady on them. She went for that, too. He said he guessed she just wasn't used to being lied to.
Actually, we did exchange valentines, but they were just homemade. Mine to him involved collage and REO Speedwagon. I'll leave the details to your imagination.
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