<< the secret lives of secretaries >>
2003-08-21 - 8:57 a.m.

The WGSB party last night was SO much more interesting than I would have imagined. I found out that:

1. The meekest, sweetest middle-aged secretary

a.) was a rodeo queen in Montana, and

b.) went to a Clash show in London when she was in high school.

2. The cutest secretary asked the IT guy to help her move a few months ago, because she thought he was gay and non-threatening. At one point, when she was standing on the couch measuring her window, he walked over and gave her a two-handed flick on the ass. This is funny and sad and disgusting on so many levels, I don't even want to go into it.

3. The mild-mannered young Family Man attorney, who wouldn't have even one small drink because he would be driving home in a few hours, once had sex in the back seat of a car his parents were driving.

It wasn't a big car, either. A sedan.

There was more. It was fascinating. They might not get out much now, but just a few short years ago these people were hellions.

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After work today, Birdgyrl and I, and hopefully Monkey and her fiance, are going to the KEXP barbeque to shmooze John in the Morning and hear the Divorce play and drink beer and eat dead animals.

All this for the low low price of only $10 American. Can you beat it?

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