Richard and I spent some time last night brainstorming what the Democrats' response to the Mark Foley story should be. Here is a place where it would definitely be a idea to take a page out of the Republican PR book.
"SOME PEOPLE think it's okay to tell your sons to take their pants off. However, we as a party come down strongly in favor of in your sons' pants staying on."
"We would have been able to pass that legislation to raise the minimum wage, but unfortunately the Republicans were too busy trying to get your sons to pee in their mouths."
"Pedophile. Pedophile pedophile pedoPHILE. P to the E to the D O P H I L E! And what does that spell? GROSS!!!!"
Oh and p.s., now he's checking into a alcoholism treatment facility!!? Hell no. What is it with these conservative bastards blaming everything from bigotry to pedophilia on alcoholism?
It's not the alcohol, my friend. It's just your disgusting personality.
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