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2007-12-14 - -
2007-01-19 - -
2006-11-22 - gil-MORE
2006-11-07 - things that make you gay
2006-10-31 - scabs unite!
2006-10-27 - a moral truth
2006-10-18 - shakespeare in the library
2006-10-18 - wednesday morning
2006-10-09 - always a bridesmaid
2006-10-02 - in favor of your sons' pants
2006-09-29 - how does this thingie work again?
2006-08-18 - especially me
2006-08-17 - the Jubilee Jumbles Award
2006-08-16 - mmmmmmmmmichael
2006-08-15 - i'm not a freak
2006-08-02 - Rachael Ray is from hell
2006-07-31 - we love L.A.
2006-07-14 - from the "so adorable you might just vomit" files
2006-06-27 - queen anne vingettes
2006-06-16 - at the reference desk
2006-06-15 - miles of meat/ennui
2006-06-12 - totally boring gardening tips
2006-06-02 - serial killer
2006-05-16 - we'll rely on each other, ah-ha
2006-05-08 - as long as you curb yourself, I guess . . .
2006-05-05 - i'm thirty!
2006-04-18 - fatty boomba-latty
2006-04-13 - dries in seconds!
2006-04-11 - mamm-o-wipe!
2006-04-03 - incredibly boring entry that you seriously don't want to read
2006-04-02 - drunk babies
2006-03-23 - wankers
2006-03-13 - hertin & akin
2006-03-11 - LET ME DROP EVERYTHING
2006-03-07 - maybe it's the cream rinse!
2006-03-06 - sexy puffy jacket
2006-03-03 - soup pants
2006-03-01 - fun with stereotypes
2006-02-24 - dinosaurs, mucus, maggots, and those deep sea creatures that glow
2006-02-23 - why we ask that you don't sleep
2006-02-21 - the nerdliest nerd
2006-02-17 - just watch those icicles form
2006-02-13 - stunned mole rats
2006-02-10 - doe some deers
2006-02-08 - our labels didn't even have ROOM
2006-02-07 - fat cheeks
2006-02-06 - the great paper towel incident of 2006
2006-02-04 - tim and andre at red lobster
2006-02-03 - treacle
2006-02-01 - fashions of the 80's
2006-01-31 - thank you for the privilege
2006-01-30 - the rain on the plain falls mainly on my brain
2006-01-27 - this is how
2006-01-25 - crap
2006-01-23 - the sun came out today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-01-22 - disturbing facts about me
2006-01-13 - and yet my car remains very much unclean
2006-01-08 - all we do is sit around and talk about you
2006-01-07 - wouldn't it be nice (as Brian Wilson would say)
2006-01-07 - shake, shake, shake my sillies out
2006-01-06 - new year's resolutions
2005-12-24 - merry christmas!
2005-12-22 - poop in the kitchen
2005-12-16 - like the corn
2005-12-13 - cutest reference question ever
2005-12-12 - happy kwanza!
2005-11-30 - at the information desk
2005-11-22 - or knitting
2005-11-14 - librarians are here to help
2005-11-11 - bath cure
2005-11-07 - pinko commies
2005-11-01 - the date part
2005-10-31 - boo
2005-10-25 - evil willow
2005-10-19 - look carefully at his moustache
2005-10-16 - libraries are for cell phones!
2005-10-11 - leave the gun
2005-10-10 - girl babies
2005-09-27 - failed suburbanite
2005-09-22 - laying down beats
2005-09-19 - winnie the horse gentler
2005-09-12 - we are old
2005-09-08 - the story of my IUD
2005-09-08 - cable internets
2005-09-02 - katrina
2005-08-27 - lists
2005-08-24 - equal time for retards
2005-08-15 - dragons in the wild
2005-08-08 - give me a sense of humor
2005-08-03 - dance as if no one is watching
2005-08-02 - men are like a fine wine
2005-07-25 - kitty negotiations
2005-07-20 - phone answering experience
2005-07-13 - in the face
2005-07-12 - my prayer
2005-07-06 - something green
2005-06-30 - planting tomatos
2005-06-29 - as dictated by B. over the phone, who complains about never being mentioned in my journal
2005-06-29 - literary corner
2005-06-23 - let the pants bring you a miracle!!
2005-06-22 - kasabian is bad
2005-06-22 - pants
2005-06-16 - the sweet life
2005-06-09 - the cult of the graduated
2005-06-07 - unable to be an outerspace unicorn
2005-06-06 - dust mites and dianetics
2005-06-01 - fun party positions
2005-05-29 - early summer days
2005-05-25 - animals of the future
2005-05-24 - kiss me
2005-05-21 - my new smell
2005-05-18 - show me the---nevermind, sorry
2005-05-17 - greet those motherfuckers
2005-05-10 - my little tip
2005-05-04 - garbage can man
2005-05-02 - "it's for my ADHD"
2005-04-28 - big fat baby
2005-04-21 - dolphins
2005-04-20 - smelly
2005-04-19 - smoke signals
2005-04-15 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I COME FROM OR HOW MANY RIBS I EAT!
2005-04-13 - most recent fashion trend I do not understand:
2005-04-06 - some things that have happened
2005-03-25 - everyone loves the bugs
2005-03-15 - the other guy
2005-03-10 - old Gap-Tooth
2005-03-09 - Kansas
2005-03-08 - pillow mint please
2005-03-07 - veganism
2005-03-05 - talking the talk
2005-03-03 - what we got here
2005-02-18 - the living not so much
2005-02-15 - and if I have to crawl across your floor
2005-02-11 - fumbling with the baton
2005-02-10 - see my feet!
2005-02-09 - fun facts to know and share
2005-01-28 - squirmy
2005-01-26 - storage problem
2005-01-21 - or a rabbithole, perhaps
2005-01-20 - a story for my northwestern (and internet) friends
2005-01-13 - an inspirational entry about Ramona Quimby!
2004-12-31 - new year's plans
2004-12-27 - he who must not be named
2004-12-23 - good little helper
2004-12-16 - degradation
2004-12-15 - new shoes
2004-12-14 - Fabulous
2004-12-10 - bring out the holly
2004-12-07 - overheard
2004-12-03 - beginning to see the light
2004-12-01 - I am PAYING MONEY to learn this stuff
2004-11-30 - my pithy and original new motto
2004-11-29 - expressing my artistic side
2004-11-28 - i just want to make some color prints. that's it.
2004-11-26 - this was after the karaoke
2004-11-12 - fair trade
2004-11-09 - manliness
2004-11-05 - the conversation
2004-11-04 - okay, so it's not really much of a plan
2004-11-03 - four more years
2004-11-02 - sticker
2004-11-01 - problems
2004-10-28 - I need a date to the prom. Would you like to come along?
2004-10-27 - viva la mullet!
2004-10-25 - the system
2004-10-21 - who's the big winner??
2004-10-19 - jesus jan
2004-10-18 - degree occuring season
2004-10-15 - need. jon.
2004-10-14 - the kind of person I am
2004-10-13 - teach them well and let them lead the way
2004-10-12 - more than words
2004-10-11 - pumpkin cure
2004-10-05 - oi
2004-09-30 - two punk rock men and a librarian walk into a bar . . .
2004-09-29 - just like pie!
2004-09-28 - which panties
2004-09-27 - long distance to Houston
2004-09-24 - adorable
2004-09-23 - my kind of sport
2004-09-21 - sweet baby Jesus, that is
2004-09-21 - clown posse
2004-09-19 - too sleepy to write an interesting entry
2004-09-15 - Pat Buchanan, of all freaking people
2004-09-12 - buddy and steve
2004-09-10 - "Forget Dave and swing with me!"
2004-09-09 - they get you every time
2004-09-08 - my mediumcore adventure
2004-09-05 - my 12 most favoritest bands
2004-09-02 - bold experiment
2004-08-30 - some advice for my two male readers
2004-08-27 - manners
2004-08-26 - what happens in Vegas
2004-08-17 - insightful sports commentary by rdg
2004-08-16 - you can combine anything you want
2004-08-12 - potato sacks vs. strippers
2004-08-07 - beautiful gorgeous wish you were here
2004-07-29 - the homeland
2004-07-28 - sea of banana boxes
2004-07-27 - i have a price and it is very, very low
2004-07-23 - i'm having a party, and you're not invited
2004-07-21 - gunga galunga
2004-07-20 - humongous sigh of relief
2004-07-19 - riding in cars with girls
2004-07-19 - overheard on the 9 bus this morning
2004-07-16 - jail moment
2004-07-14 - i'm like a drama magnet from hell
2004-07-13 - some rambling with a nice weiner shot at the end
2004-07-12 - 4th of July photo extravaganza
2004-07-09 - mopey mcpoutypants
2004-07-07 - blah blah
2004-07-06 - festival of debauchery 2004
2004-06-29 - ain't we lucky we got 'em
2004-06-28 - progress
2004-06-25 - the gods
2004-06-23 - every weeknight at 11
2004-06-18 - pants
2004-06-17 - my kind of raz-ma-taz
2004-06-07 - happy trails
2004-06-03 - I was never all that into Dean, though
2004-06-02 - unicorns and rainbows
2004-06-01 - WWJD
2004-05-31 - this sucks.
2004-05-26 - camp
2004-05-25 - toenails and guns
2004-05-24 - culcha
2004-05-22 - Saturday afternoon blues
2004-05-21 - adorable pets
2004-05-20 - KSAA
2004-05-18 - reality television for dorks!
2004-05-17 - adventure woman/badass
2004-05-13 - birthday evidence
2004-05-12 - murder! insanity! self-mutilation!
2004-05-06 - the problem with friendster
2004-05-05 - cumpleaņos
2004-05-04 - reunited
2004-04-30 - Film and Television Reviews
2004-04-27 - lightninged
2004-04-26 - i am a weenie
2004-04-21 - daily supplement
2004-04-20 - a virtue
2004-04-20 - never had it so well
2004-04-15 - the new LeMond model
2004-04-12 - The Meaning Of It All
2004-04-06 - do you want to hear my maggot story?
2004-04-05 - things that don't suck
2004-04-02 - three whole dollars!!!
2004-03-31 - the Catholic rumor mill
2004-03-30 - I like penguins!!!
2004-03-30 - the new tuesday
2004-03-29 - the view from here
2004-03-24 - what a woild
2004-03-23 - if I hadn't been high, it might not have bothered me
2004-03-22 - just a couple of things
2004-03-18 - lizard brain
2004-03-16 - et tu, UPN?
2004-03-12 - you heard it here first
2004-03-11 - smarter and richer
2004-03-10 - progress
2004-03-08 - dorking out
2004-03-07 - the problem is
2004-03-06 - by the power of grayskull . . .
2004-03-05 - the results
2004-03-04 - quiz
2004-03-03 - surprise
2004-03-02 - just keep swimming, just keep swimming . . .
2004-02-27 - i wanna be sedated
2004-02-26 - procrastinating
2004-02-24 - fine, fine, spoil my fun
2004-02-24 - from your seat at the back of the bus
2004-02-23 - change
2004-02-21 - so many miles, looking for a place to stay
2004-02-19 - crazy hugging same sweater
2004-02-18 - i'll be institutionalized . . .
2004-02-17 - crazy world, crazy times
2004-02-10 - we could have doughnuts
2004-02-10 - baby i'm bored
2004-02-09 - new toys
2004-02-07 - recovery
2004-01-28 - snort, sniff, etc.
2004-01-26 - the most superficial political commentary you could ever hope to find
2004-01-25 - what I waunt
2004-01-23 - ladies' night at hattie's hat
2004-01-20 - note to previous
2004-01-20 - away from it all
2004-01-15 - I heart ANTM.
2004-01-12 - they pick me up when I'm feelin' blue
2004-01-08 - breast-to-tumor ratio
2004-01-07 - I am a rebel, I live on the edge
2004-01-06 - SNOW DAY
2003-12-31 - if you want love, i'm the one to talk to
2003-12-23 - how pretty you are
2003-12-20 - last christmas, I gave you my heart
2003-12-15 - two sizes two small
2003-12-12 - zee answer to your question
2003-12-10 - south pole elf
2003-12-05 - seriously, she was dumb.
2003-12-04 - sparkle sparkle dammit
2003-12-02 - sick
2003-12-01 - adventures in mormon country
2003-11-24 - herded up nationwide
2003-11-21 - brrr
2003-11-18 - days like this
2003-11-12 - super friends
2003-11-07 - what's been going on with me
2003-11-04 - baby, it's cold outside
2003-10-31 - Catholic school girls take revenge
2003-10-28 - defending the world for literacy and free access to information (plus also, the sexy)
2003-10-23 - Scenes from the bus.
2003-10-21 - I don't know, I just feel like chatting
2003-10-20 - just like honey
2003-10-13 - gray areas
2003-10-08 - just like hooked on phonics
2003-10-06 - a very short entry about underwear
2003-09-30 - first day of 19th grade
2003-09-25 - like, totally grown-up
2003-09-21 - the big door prize
2003-09-12 - beer
2003-09-05 - got to be some more change in my life
2003-09-04 - I bleed
2003-09-04 - I was going to make a list of things I won't miss about this job,
2003-09-03 - too yucky now
2003-09-03 - my spinsterly feelings
2003-09-02 - a few things that happened this weekend
2003-08-28 - family album
2003-08-28 - kathy speaks
2003-08-27 - five questions
2003-08-27 - trust me when I say I know the pathway to your heart
2003-08-26 - my strong handsome boyfriend
2003-08-25 - how cute we are
2003-08-22 - although you're untrue, I'm attracted to you all the more
2003-08-21 - the secret lives of secretaries
2003-08-20 - mama was a rock n' roll band
2003-08-20 - Danny and I just had a battle
2003-08-20 - down with WGSB (yeah you know me)
2003-08-19 - grrrrr, aaargh
2003-08-18 - remember that cup of coffee?
2003-08-15 - on the list
2003-08-14 - deconstruction? cool.
2003-08-13 - . . . please, someone . . .
2003-08-12 - glam-tastic!
2003-08-11 - a devastating tragedy
2003-08-08 - French or boys . . .
2003-08-07 - afternoon project
2003-08-07 - marriage shmarriage
2003-08-06 - and when I say, "caught on fire . . . "
2003-08-05 - would you like me to elobrate?
2003-08-04 - "Yep. I'm drunk."
2003-08-01 - tasty apples
2003-07-31 - flowers
2003-07-31 - List of Things About the IT Guy That Annoy The Living Shit Out of Me
2003-07-30 - physiological impossibilities
2003-07-29 - new planter
2003-07-28 - the worst word
2003-07-25 - a bit more about the parents
2003-07-25 - whiskey stories
2003-07-21 - Beer and love. And also beer.
2003-07-18 - I do believe
2003-07-17 - my bio
2003-07-17 - when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie . . .
2003-07-16 - blah de blah de blah de blah
2003-07-14 - wedding gossip
2003-07-14 - Hillites? Hittites? Hellions?
2003-07-11 - hey hey glad girls
2003-07-10 - everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey
2003-07-09 - "My evil influence has brought out the worst in Shannon."
2003-07-08 - office space
2003-07-08 - July 6, 2003
2003-07-07 - PML 2003
2003-07-03 - well we're moving around
2003-07-02 - herr direktor
2003-07-02 - A!N!T!M!
2003-07-01 - please don't let those robots eat me
2003-06-27 - GHS class of '63
2003-06-26 - fake dating
2003-06-25 - my animal friends Bird and Monkey
2003-06-24 - girl talk
2003-06-23 - shifted
2003-06-17 - like a tick
2003-06-17 - weddings wedding weddings
2003-06-16 - "Love is a really strong word"
2003-06-12 - so now that's all settled
2003-06-11 - Is it "noo-high-sul"?
2003-06-10 - A suggestion
2003-06-09 - weekend round-up
2003-06-06 - sort of like steel magnolias, only more proactive
2003-06-05 - things that entertain me, part 974
2003-06-05 - I'm becoming the anti-goth.
2003-06-04 - letter to my ex-boyfriends
2003-06-04 - not the crazy penis mix
2003-06-03 - my feelings Edward Norton-ward
2003-06-02 - Like paper mache, maybe. Or cross-stitch.
2003-05-30 - -
2003-05-30 - this entry brought to you by the letter "W," for Weekend, Weddings, Wheelchair . . .
2003-05-29 - ramble ramble
2003-05-29 - good vibrations
2003-05-28 - the joys of poverty
2003-05-27 - Sasquatch/reunion/dance party
2003-05-23 - I know I'm rambling, I have a fever
2003-05-23 - Matrix Shmatrix
2003-05-22 - go Kathy, it's your birthday
2003-05-21 - sorry bout that
2003-05-21 - I am a big chucklehead.
2003-05-21 - creepy-crawley
2003-05-20 - taking it all the way
2003-05-16 - no. more. shopping.
2003-05-15 - the votes are in
2003-05-15 - fashion emergency
2003-05-13 - TGIT
2003-05-12 - how nice romance is
2003-05-12 - I'm all over the place today.
2003-05-09 - "Right. Okay. Well. "
2003-05-07 - They Might Be Giants (boy)
2003-05-06 - a big greasy meal wouldn't hurt, either
2003-05-05 - pictures
2003-05-05 - cinco de mayo
2003-05-02 - "I got YOU!"
2003-05-01 - Sex in Seattle
2003-05-01 - smells like burning
2003-04-30 - Date Girl, Hookup Girl, ExBoyfriend, and me
2003-04-29 - TV journal 4/28/02
2003-04-28 - drying out
2003-04-25 - but for now we are young, let us lie in the sun
2003-04-24 - final thoughts for the day
2003-04-24 - drippity doo dah, drippity AY
2003-04-23 - in the aftermath
2003-04-22 - it was "The Winslow Boy," actually
2003-04-21 - all this in just two short days
2003-04-18 - evolution
2003-04-18 - good friday
2003-04-17 - Jimmy Jet
2003-04-16 - sometimes it takes a while
2003-04-15 - a mystery
2003-04-14 - good news, and then I ramble on about Turkey for some reason
2003-04-14 - we're on our way
2003-04-11 - amishboy is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike bacon
2003-04-11 - better
2003-04-10 - why I am grouchy, in simple outline form
2003-04-09 - mixin' it up
2003-04-08 - "I know the media has always wanted to try yoga."
2003-04-08 - fuzzy puppies
2003-04-07 - no more beer please
2003-04-03 - evangelism
2003-04-02 - I amaze you with my thrilling lifestyle
2003-04-01 - "Connecting with Clients and Internal Customers"
2003-04-01 - the honoree
2003-03-31 - there is a 99.9% chance that you couldn't care less about everything in this entry
2003-03-31 - boring weekend play-by-play
2003-03-28 - extra points for frat boys
2003-03-27 - sunbreak!
2003-03-27 - long live the king
2003-03-26 - babies
2003-03-25 - books are good food
2003-03-24 - small pleasures
2003-03-24 - le week-end
2003-03-21 - you ought to know not to stand by the window
2003-03-20 - day two
2003-03-19 - I'll give you somethin' to drink about
2003-03-18 - I am scared.
2003-03-14 - To Librarianism!
2003-03-13 - Gotta dance!
2003-03-12 - and we're back
2003-03-03 - note
2003-03-03 - hiatus
2003-02-28 - Not for the faint of heart.
2003-02-28 - Overheard on Broadway near Mercer, 2/27/03 6:00 pm
2003-02-27 - A little more TLC
2003-02-27 - Mr. Rogers interlude/ questions answered
2003-02-27 - Mark your calendars.
2003-02-26 - secrets
2003-02-25 - Second Coming
2003-02-25 - a lot of grumbling and then a little Joe Millionaire thrown in for good measure
2003-02-24 - "People don't really ask you to work."
2003-02-21 - Talkin' bout a revolution. Yeah, you know.
2003-02-20 - . . . and the other 43
2003-02-19 - 57 Things
2003-02-19 - RDG, Master of the Occult!
2003-02-18 - Boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear
2003-02-18 - Vancouver
2003-02-14 - the bomb that will bring us together
2003-02-13 - you're nobody till somebody loves you
2003-02-13 - Use it if you need it, don't forget to feed it!
2003-02-13 - a way of strengthening bonds within the pod
2003-02-12 - final note on the weekend
2003-02-12 - Amishboy Redux
2003-02-10 - beads
2003-02-07 - The Learning Channel
2003-02-06 - you can play along at home
2003-02-06 - Someone stopped moving my chair
2003-02-05 - 51.9 minutes to go
2003-02-05 - I SAW U
2003-02-04 - postcards
2003-02-03 - Bad like that
2003-01-31 - no more talking for me today
2003-01-31 - acceptance
2003-01-30 - Dealing With Whistleblowers
2003-01-29 - Things I Learned Today
2003-01-29 - The men of the hour
2003-01-28 - Just a mercenary kind of person
2003-01-27 - the thing I didn't tell you
2003-01-27 - Fuck All Ya'll
2003-01-24 - apology
2003-01-24 - jelly
2003-01-23 - The kind of information you might want to withhold
2003-01-22 - Get ready, Taurus!
2003-01-21 - Plus of course the naked pillowfights.
2003-01-17 - new work games
2003-01-16 - Step Two
2003-01-15 - Me and the shawls, part deux
2003-01-15 - love and toxins
2003-01-14 - A day in the life
2003-01-13 - less subconsious news
2003-01-13 - Oh dear.
2003-01-10 - leaving them out
2003-01-09 - "Out of the way, ya bleedin' slag!"
2003-01-08 - Iraq and financial aid
2003-01-07 - Towns I Have Loved and Hated, and How They Felt About Me
2003-01-07 - Marriages galore
2003-01-06 - I'm in love
2003-01-03 - the subtext of our conversation
2003-01-03 - A day of reckoning
2003-01-02 - The sunbreak has lasted about 15 minutes now. Pretty exciting stuff.
2003-01-02 - Do you own any shawls?
2002-12-31 - It's just me and the yucky IT guy and I'm more than a little bitter.
2002-12-31 - Feel the beat from the tambourine.
2002-12-31 - so you know
2002-12-31 - Resolutions
2002-12-30 - Hildie is a crazy freak
2002-12-28 - A bientot
2002-12-26 - Only more so.
2002-12-24 - xox
2002-12-24 - Deep in the bowels of Christmas
2002-12-24 - Merry Christmas Internet!
2002-12-20 - plus being able to drink legally
2002-12-19 - home home home
2002-12-18 - fancy
2002-12-17 - His Moan Zones
2002-12-17 - disco balls and flea bombs
2002-12-16 - Ask me!
2002-12-16 - Probably I need to leave by about 4:45. Okay?
2002-12-13 - An incomplete countdown of some of the highlights of my professional career, up to this point
2002-12-13 - The joys of "Team-Building Activities"
2002-12-12 - Most of the names from Speed Racer are already taken.
2002-12-11 - Aliens? No thank you.
2002-12-10 - Respectable Feminist Action
2002-12-09 - secret identity
2002-12-06 - Shut up, I don't have a problem.
2002-12-05 - Kevin Bacon
2002-12-05 - Canadian epics/British porn
2002-12-04 - Twitch. Twitch. Twitch.
2002-12-04 - I can be bought for a price anyone can afford!
2002-12-04 - my many smells
2002-12-03 - Fishies
2002-12-02 - -
2002-12-02 - My Thanksgiving Vacation
2002-11-27 - A constant battle
2002-11-27 - Thanks
2002-11-26 - MIBS!
2002-11-22 - The Purple Pussy
2002-11-22 - A moment of silence, please.
2002-11-22 - That's what I thought.
2002-11-21 - I'm an artiste.
2002-11-20 - Show me the hoops and I will obediently jump through them.
2002-11-19 - Must. Stop. Obessive. Updating.
2002-11-19 - The government is reading this.
2002-11-18 - This one isn't very good.
2002-11-18 - The Monk is at the Disco!
2002-11-15 - What exactly are cockles, anyway?
2002-11-14 - Photograph Bonanza, Part Deux
2002-11-13 - No thanks to bingo
2002-11-13 - Spit is just, well, spit
2002-11-12 - I've got a new attitude! (sung in best Patti LaBelle voice)
2002-11-11 - I could kick myself if I were limber enough.
2002-11-10 - Just a fresh of breath air.
2002-11-08 - That guy's got no alibi.
2002-11-07 - Red Dirt Girl Does Seattle
2002-11-07 - Yikes
2002-11-05 - Rock the vote and all of that hoo-hah.
2002-11-04 - News, observations, and facts gleaned from this weekend, in handy bullet format
2002-11-01 - the discrepancy between the size of my actual boobs and the size of the boobs I was wearing last night
2002-10-31 - Hello Diaryland! Are you ready to ROCK??
2002-10-30 - Why hello, Dolly, lookin' swell, Dolly . . .
2002-10-29 - a real damper on the office Halloween party
2002-10-29 - the smear campaign against him is extremely convincing
2002-10-28 - millions of books and movies and varieties of olive available for our consumption
2002-10-28 - Love, betrayal, and AT&T broadband
2002-10-25 - -
2002-10-25 - shocking cherry!
2002-10-24 - boredom on a colossal scale
2002-10-24 - ch-ch-ch-ch-changes
2002-10-24 - Only she's stuffed with bones and gristle instead of cotton!
2002-10-23 - No, my child, this is not my desire. And then she said . . .
2002-10-22 - . . . perfect graveyard . . .
2002-10-22 - I don't want to scare him off.
2002-10-22 - romance for one
2002-10-21 - I was alone with my shame
2002-10-18 - whatever you're lookin' for . . . .
2002-10-17 - LOSER
2002-10-17 - -
2002-10-17 - Last bit about Bob
2002-10-16 - -
2002-10-16 - Bob the Yucky IT Guy
2002-10-16 - If I'm not destined to be a crazy old spinster, who is?
2002-10-15 - I AM a sexpot.
2002-10-15 - That bastard.
2002-10-14 - whew.
2002-10-14 - the end?
2002-10-11 - Ew.
2002-10-10 - Literary corner
2002-10-10 - okay, well, maybe not so much for my body . . .
2002-10-09 - If the Mystery Van's a rockin' . . .
2002-10-08 - Red Dirt Links
2002-10-08 - just you and me--eat fudge banana swirl!
2002-10-07 - ha ha ha ha ha ha HA!
2002-10-07 - accepting all handouts
2002-10-07 - John in the Morning, please call 206- . . .
2002-10-04 - lesbians/snobbery/plans
2002-10-03 - pretty pretty!
2002-10-02 - My own private mental retardation
2002-10-01 - deep thoughts on marriage
2002-09-30 - taste in porn
2002-09-30 - my addictions
2002-09-27 - Better hope I don't run into any priests
2002-09-26 - rdg trivia
2002-09-26 - "That Red Dirt Girl--she may have bad taste, but DAMN is she good-looking."
2002-09-25 - Some of the peeps, Amelie-style
2002-09-24 - staying clean
2002-09-21 - I am demented.
2002-09-19 - beer and chainsaws and pumpkins, oh my!
2002-09-18 - reddirtgirl is meaningless tripe, don't read it.
2002-09-18 - I'd feel like an asshole buying a new vcr in 2002
2002-09-14 - I did it!
2002-09-11 - Hate. Her.
2002-09-10 - Huzzah!
2002-09-09 - except after C
2002-09-06 - apartment apartment apartment
2002-09-04 - Road trip/settling in
2002-08-31 - Out of the Wild
2002-08-19 - see you on the other side
2002-08-17 - hookers, politics, fried fish
2002-08-16 - Special offer!
2002-08-15 - "You are my faithful companion, related to me by marriage."
2002-08-14 - youth and taxes
2002-08-13 - Thank you for a lovely day, Uncle Sam.
2002-08-12 - yonder
2002-08-12 - We Have Brains: thin/fat/scary pro-anorexia websites
2002-08-11 - Stories from the Wiregrass, day 2
2002-08-10 - First in a series of reports from the Wiregrass
2002-08-07 - yeeeeeeeee---haaaaaaaawwwwwww
2002-08-07 - 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .
2002-08-06 - counting down
2002-08-06 - Breaking news: W. reaches new level of assholedom
2002-08-05 - feminism and the family
2002-08-05 - last New Orleans weekend
2002-08-02 - pee pee in your Coke
2002-08-01 - sexy dirt girl
2002-08-01 - Seriously.
2002-08-01 - "Pump your way to Paradise! Lunge your way to the Lord!"
2002-07-31 - Just because you're only 4'9"
2002-07-29 - blah blah, dog, underwear
2002-07-29 - We Have Brains--addendum!
2002-07-29 - We Have Brains: Fun with Consumerism!
2002-07-29 - A private tooter
2002-07-26 - Ha ha, just kidding!
2002-07-25 - night shift
2002-07-25 - the little rings page
2002-07-24 - your moment of zen
2002-07-24 - in which I just go completely crazy
2002-07-23 - We Have Brains: self-defense
2002-07-23 - I love the beach but the beach doesn't love me
2002-07-19 - squishy
2002-07-18 - Catholic skool girls gone bad!
2002-07-17 - yarble barble barble
2002-07-17 - Now I will bite your head off
2002-07-16 - two lumps , please
2002-07-16 - underwear problems
2002-07-15 - glad to see you
2002-07-15 - feminism/sisterhood
2002-07-12 - road-trip theme
2002-07-12 - sauna-ed, massaged, exfoliated, massaged again, buffed, waxed . . .
2002-07-11 - I can not only say "Hypocracy," I can also spell it
2002-07-10 - breakin' the law
2002-07-10 - librarianism for the Lord
2002-07-09 - money
2002-07-09 - making pagan sacrifices of live chickens
2002-07-08 - At least now I won't have to face the agony of not knowing
2002-07-05 - A good all-American day
2002-07-03 - Barely Legal Barnyard Sluts and also Canada
2002-07-03 - You never heard of me. Okay? Okay!
2002-07-02 - The tawdry, dilapidated glamour of it all
2002-07-01 - much like the German World Cup team
2002-06-30 - panic and home fries
2002-06-28 - Feminism is for Everybody!
2002-06-27 - RED DIRT GIRL IS ALREADY ACTING LIKE THE BIG KAHUNA.
2002-06-26 - drop your pants
2002-06-26 - "gotta have you here be-say-yeah"
2002-06-24 - The Last Ferry to Algiers
2002-06-21 - me and my celebrity friends
2002-06-20 - Kim Day
2002-06-19 - tastes like chili
2002-06-18 - -
2002-06-18 - the plan
2002-06-17 - Red Dirt Girl is from Mars
2002-06-17 - appearing soon in a newstand near you (if you live in Baton Rouge)
2002-06-14 - Bermuda or Nepal or someplace
2002-06-14 - I should just switch to crack
2002-06-13 - set her free
2002-06-12 - picture bonanza
2002-06-11 - By way of excuse, let me say
2002-06-11 - a story
2002-06-10 - Red Dirt Girl Reveals All!
2002-06-10 - "Teenage Wasteland." Like, duh.
2002-06-08 - RDG approved
2002-06-07 - I'll try to involve myself in some kind of wild orgy
2002-06-06 - Jackson Pollock = bad / biscuits = good
2002-06-06 - woo! woo! It's gonna feel real good! yeah yeah!
2002-06-05 - bluh blah, bluh blah blah blah.
2002-06-04 - giant woman-eating cockroaches
2002-06-03 - mmm hmm
2002-06-03 - Hey, I'm an electric cowboy!
2002-05-31 - Every fiber of my being quivers
2002-05-31 - down with chosenone2099
2002-05-30 - An observation
2002-05-29 - crazy
2002-05-29 - the big debate
2002-05-28 - bring beer
2002-05-24 - really boring first entry

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