Her: Where's your Oprah section?
Me: Excuse me?
Her (completely put out): Your OPRAH SECTION.
Me (finally getting it): Ah. We don't have a separate section for Oprah's Book Club�. Those books would be in the Fiction section. Would you like for me to look up a title for you?
Her: (dumbstruck and pissed): I don't know how you expect anyone to find anything in a place like this.
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