Bizarro dream of the week:
I'm riding around in a big station wagon (think Vista Cruiser) with Punk Rock Matt, Donna from high school, DK's girlfriend Tracey, my mom, and some woman that looks a lot like Kelly Osbourne, but with a shaved head.
We have the windows rolled down so that we can fully express our road rage. My mom and Faux Kelly Osbourne are the angriest; they keep gesturing at other drivers and shouting British insults like, "Out of the way, ya bleedin' slag!" Punk Rock Matt is a little bit embarrassed. He's been trying to tone down his image.
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The lawyers are getting their pictures taken in the conference room next to my desk. Overheard just now:"Okay, now let's do the one where you're not smiling, you're not angry, you're just feeling really PROFESSIONAL. Show me PROFESSIONAL."
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I hung out with T. and Rachel again last night. We're the new clique. Maybe if you're really nice to us,we'll let you be in it too. Mostly you just have to really love Seattle and salads with fruit in them.
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