�So you can�t decide which one of them to keep dating?�
�No! I really can't. I like them both, but the chef is really shy. And then, the Jewish doctor uses some really cheesy lines sometimes. I mean, stuff like, �Your legs are so soft!��
�Ugh.�
"Yeah. I�d almost rather he just say, �Guess what?! I really want to sleep with you!��
�At least that would be honest. Most guys are so bad at the complimenting thing. I was at dinner with a guy a few weeks ago, and I told him he had nice eyes, which I admit was kind of dorky but it was true. Anyway, then he turned around and said the same thing right back to me.�
�No way! How lame.�
�I know. So I said, �Listen, here�s how this works. If you�re only saying that because you feel the need to give me a return compliment, you can�t just volley back the one I gave you. You have to think up something original. And if, on the other hand, you really do think I have nice eyes, then you need to just squirrel that information away for a future time when I have not previously told you that exact same thing.��
�Wow. You really said that?�
�Well, if we don�t teach them, how will they learn?�
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