Look, my life is all planned out now!
I will live in a House.
I will drive a fushia Lincoln Towncar.
I will marry Bryan Wahl* and have 3 kids.
I will be a Spokeswoman for The Salad Blaster in Tuscany.
I am totally going to break the Tuscan Salad Blaster market wide open!!
Thanks for pointing me to the M.A.S.H., Myra-Lee.
*Random guy from high school who is now a successful attorey in Birmingham. I threw him into the mix because I just heard today that he got divorced from that horrible bitch, Lucy What's-Her-Name. The last time I saw him, which was a couple of years ago at a bar in our hometown over one Christmas, I drunkenly told him not to marry her.
Inappropriate, but accurate, as it turns out.
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