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Description: Smallish superhero with Southern roots living in Seattle, working to become a Guerilla Librarian.

Strengths: Familiarity with both the Dewey Decimal and Library of Congress systems; political conviction; naive, starry-eyed enjoyment of almost everything.

Weaknesses: Young adult novels; BBC miniseries; men with deep, soothing voices and/or good hands; being petted.

Special Skills: Teaching college writing classes; writing award-winning, feminist essays on Shakespeare that nobody wants to read; dizzyingly fast typist; world-famous kisser.

Weapons: Feminist wrath; flesh-searing sarcasm; highly-trained attack kitty.

Theme song:: Dig for Fire, the Pixies